grown up wrong

Been riding round lots lately and i heard some new stuff that would be cool to use for a skate vid part, if i was good enough to film a part that is.

first up Lonesome Tonight by New Order. I know that New Order has been done to death in vids over the past few years but I always liked this one. Its got the little classic build up at the beginning that would be cool for like your name to come up to and some effects cause you got to have special effects right?  just as long as there is no damn super 8 of birds flying in slow motion. I hate birds. anyway get the ledge work done early on in the song, then during like the last minute of the song which is all instrumental Im gonna be grinding 60 stair rails, and jumping over the Springfield gourge and shit all slow mo. rad. 

some dudes i think could use this part. Brian Anderson, Danny Way mega rap would be sick, Heath Kirchart, Mike Carroll, anyone who rips really except could use this song except for that guy Marc Johnson he should never skate to New Order that would suck.

Next woud be Stand Ablaze by In Flames off the Subterranean EP

This song is like some crazy video game sounding Metal its the most epic sounding shit ever so i guess ill never get to use it in a skate vid. If i did this would be the song for my Vert part. No one would watch it though unless, they lost the remote to the dvd player or something. 

Darren Naverrete would be sicko.

thats all i got working on some more work pranks and i got some photo out-takes from the upcoming issue which im starting on today.

pizza prank

this is a new online article im trying out for the Pillage site. 

its about pranks to do to your boss so that your day will go by quicker.

So the first one is something I used to do when I was working at A Pizza joint. One of the things we had to do everyday is fold like 500 pizza boxes, stick some parchment paper in it then glue a coupon to the top.

here is the prank.

1. fold the first hundred or so the right way.

2. so now Instead of putting the parchment paper in the box and the coupon on top, reverse it put the coupon in the box and glue the parchment paper to the top. do this for like five or six boxes

3. fold the rest of the boxes correctly then put the incorrect boxes in the center of the stack of ones folded the right way.

alright what happens is that when it get super busy the boss always thinks they need to be in the kitchen but all they do is fuck shit up and get stressed out. About this time he grabs one of the fucked up pizza boxes and shit hits the fan.

badsket ball

"I like Orlando"

Charles Barkley.

me too. 

Barkley vs Welsh

blogged all over myself

 Who blogged first? 

Pillage crew met up in Austin. Robbie, Virginia, EJ, Max, Lilly the dog, DEmmi, and Chris at Find and Grind made this trip a great one. Thanks everyone.

one crooked grind over the line

If i could skate to fucking Blues Theme by Davie Allen and the Arrows i would be one sick fool. If i was rad it would be all super 8 and 16mm lots of pools, concrete shredding, tow ins, and single barrel bangers, no ledge dancing strictly high speed. Dudes i think that could pull it off? Steve Bailey, Stranger cant think of anyone else, excpet Daewon he can skate anything,

Next up, side one from Frank Zappas first solo album Lumpy Gravey. This one i think if i took a year or two to focus i could make it happpen. It would have to be like a multiple skater part since the song is fifteen minutes but it would be rad. like i said  Ive been trying to figure this one out for years. Skaters for the vid part, Lennie Kirk, GOnz, Louie Barleta, Jason Dill, Dan Drehobal, Dustin Dollin, Rune. You wouldnt even have to have hammers since the music is so weird.

 You know what Volcom should be already doing this. or KRooked. 

pillage post

so schools out.

didnt post much this year

but who really cares.

Im gonna start a couple new internet only articles for the blog,

one is gonna be "songs i would use for a skate part if i was rad enough to get a skate part."

dirty bird cartoons

complete collection of dirty bird cartoons from issues 7-9.