Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
work pranks
ever been driving then notice that people are giving you weird looks or honking for no reason? I have. Ever get out of your car and notice that you have been driving around with a bumper sticker that says Cowboys butts drive me nuts. I have. Its a simple prank but its hilarious. try it out here are some good ones.



work pranks
ever been driving around and you start to notice people are honking or giving you wierd looks, and your like what the fuck is going on am i crazy or something, then like a week later you notice a bumper sticker on your car that says Cowboys butts drive me Nuts. I have.
its a fun prank cause it last for a good week or so. you gotta be careful cause some people are freaks about there car, and i would stay away for anything religious or political unless you really know the person.
Some really funny ones are when you put something really feminine on a guys car, anything about cats, or gnomes or fairies is hilarious. here are a few examples.





Sunday, June 7, 2009
grown up wrong


Been riding round lots lately and i heard some new stuff that would be cool to use for a skate vid part, if i was good enough to film a part that is.
first up Lonesome Tonight by New Order. I know that New Order has been done to death in vids over the past few years but I always liked this one. Its got the little classic build up at the beginning that would be cool for like your name to come up to and some effects cause you got to have special effects right? just as long as there is no damn super 8 of birds flying in slow motion. I hate birds. anyway get the ledge work done early on in the song, then during like the last minute of the song which is all instrumental Im gonna be grinding 60 stair rails, and jumping over the Springfield gourge and shit all slow mo. rad.
some dudes i think could use this part. Brian Anderson, Danny Way mega rap would be sick, Heath Kirchart, Mike Carroll, anyone who rips really except could use this song except for that guy Marc Johnson he should never skate to New Order that would suck.
Next woud be Stand Ablaze by In Flames off the Subterranean EP
This song is like some crazy video game sounding Metal its the most epic sounding shit ever so i guess ill never get to use it in a skate vid. If i did this would be the song for my Vert part. No one would watch it though unless, they lost the remote to the dvd player or something.
Darren Naverrete would be sicko.
thats all i got working on some more work pranks and i got some photo out-takes from the upcoming issue which im starting on today.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
pizza prank

this is a new online article im trying out for the Pillage site.
its about pranks to do to your boss so that your day will go by quicker.
So the first one is something I used to do when I was working at A Pizza joint. One of the things we had to do everyday is fold like 500 pizza boxes, stick some parchment paper in it then glue a coupon to the top.
here is the prank.
1. fold the first hundred or so the right way.
2. so now Instead of putting the parchment paper in the box and the coupon on top, reverse it put the coupon in the box and glue the parchment paper to the top. do this for like five or six boxes
3. fold the rest of the boxes correctly then put the incorrect boxes in the center of the stack of ones folded the right way.
alright what happens is that when it get super busy the boss always thinks they need to be in the kitchen but all they do is fuck shit up and get stressed out. About this time he grabs one of the fucked up pizza boxes and shit hits the fan.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
blogged all over myself
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